OH MY GOD!!!I was watchin TV and there was this 9 pear old kid who ran out in front of this car and was stuck UNDER the car. He was literally bent in half. His head was between his knees. The car drug 40 miles until it finally stopped. Four firefigters lifted the 2000 pound car off of him. He survived. Wow...That would've sucked...Poor lil dude!!!

Now that summer's here all I have to do is watch soap operas until 3 o'clock...then divorce court somes on. All I get are the local channels and that's all that comes on. I'm sitting here watching Passions and thinking about how stupid it is. I remember when they had that short dude and he was Tabbitha's little living doll or whatever. Didn't he die? I think he did...ANYWAYS...omg can we say rip off?!?! They have a girl apparently her name is Patience and she's wearing a poofy dress and is complaining about how uncomfy it is and her father says "Well it's the latest fashion in London and I want you to look your best for Andrew I think he might propose!" and then a guy in a poofy feather hat and a like really old army uniform walks up and blah blah blah and in the meantime theres this pirate being arrested and he has a poofy white piratey shirt and a maroon faded wide head band, and had tha ugly long hair and the same goatee as Johnny Depp had as Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Carribean (or however u spell it)!!! Umm HULLO?!?!?!? That was such a...UGHHHH I HATE SOAP OPERAS!!!! It just makes me sick. S--I--C--K!!! Pirates Of The Carribean is mah favorite movie. I just HATE to see dumbasses rip it off and add it into their lil soap opera and it doesnt even make sense!!!!!!! ARGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Tee Hee! I'm a genius. Im gonna name mah kid Stacie! That way there will be a song talkin bout how hott I am!!!Muahahahahaha!!!

I'm sittin here thinking about how rude it is of Eddie to ignore me. I bet Justin's there. In fact I know he's there I was talking to him a few minutes ago...

Eeeeeeiiiiiiiaaaahhhh!!!A SPIDER!!!Brb I gotta go get sum hair spray!!!Back... I use hairspray to stun them and they cant move and then I squash them...I was doing my hair one morning and there was a spider so i just sprayed it. Tee hee.

*Sigh* I WOULD tell Allen that I dont think we sould talk anymore but I don't wanna hurt his feelings...GAH someone help me!!!!!please? ;_;

Allen
There's this guy who likes me. His name is Allen. He says I'm sexy and calls me babe. He knows I have a boyfriend. I talk about him all the time. I was sad once cuz I hadn't talk to Eddie for a while. He said want me to come over there and hold you till he gets there? and i said lol then he said but when he gets there I wouldn't want to give you up and we'd fight over you. It'd be worth it. Is that a lil creepy or what? I think so. Maybe it's just me. I dont know. And he only talks to me about Eddie when I'm making fun of him like yesterday I was saying something about Eddie's rainbow hair. He dyed it all different colors. He was talking about how he was sending this poem to someone that he wrote for his ex gf when they were going out. Here it is:

I have never felt this strongly about a girl before now
and even though you may not believe it when i tell you
but i love you baby, in a way i didnt think i knew how
and i kno for once that my love is completely true

When i first met you, i realized that it was meant to be
but i never thought i would feel an emotion this strong
when i close my eyes, baby your tha only thing i wanna see
i have been waitin for someone like you for oh so damn long

Now that i have found you, other girls dont matter to me anymore
tha only thing that matters is you, bc i know that they are yesterday
my heart was locked and you found tha key and opened tha door
now all you have to do is accept my love bc it will be here everyday.

I was like AAAAWWWW!!! and then i said i almost wish i was the person he was sendin that to and then he says "Well maybe one day you will be...would you like that?" and I tried to change the topic...I kinda dont want to talk to him because im kinda scared I'll end up cheating on Eddie without meaning to...GOD I HATE SOAP OPERAS!!!!!!

Okai if you look at the records for the smartest state in the U.S.A., south carolina will be somewhere near the bottom i think 48 actually. Know why?? We're the only state who tests mentally disablede kids just like the rest of the students. We're not dumb. We just give everyone the same treatment or as near as possible.Yea i know what ur thinkin. "Well thats ur own stupid fault for doin that" and i agree I mean what good does it do to put them in school? They really can't do anything but sit there. It makes the other kids make fun of them. It just aint right...

!i!i!i!WhY i HaTe My LiFe!i!i!i!
Okidai...I have a good reason. That reason is...
I HATE SOAP OPERAS!!!!(Or however u spellit)

No it's not cuz I live around soap addicts...It's because my life IS a soap!!! Everyone tells me so. I mean listen to some examples...When I was 4 my dad, my brother, and my cousin were all put in the hospital because my dad and Chris (cuz) were fightin over who got the crack!!! And all of this was on my mom's BDay. When I was 5 my dad came home in the middle of the night drunk. Mom and I were asleep. He got mad cuz I wasn't sleeping in my room. I heard them fighting. I got up went in there and he slapped her like REALLY hard. I started screaming at him that he was an ass hole just like mah grandma says (his mamma FYI) and then he throws (LITERALLY) us into the tub and locks us in the bathroom. I was trying to get mah mom to stop crying the whole night. After that they got a divorce and, lucky me, got to stay with mah crackhead dad. All he did was sit there and watch cartoons. All day and all night. I missed school for like 2 weeks. Then while he was asleep, mah mom let herself in, got all my stuff, and asked me if I wanted to go over to Megan's house. Nothing too soap opera-ish has happened UNTILL I was old enough to start mah luv life. It all started with you Aaron DeChamp. I loved you so much why'd you do this to me??? okai...heres what he did...Okai...he broke up with Kelly to go out with me. We were together for 4 months. We had a lot of arguements and i cried a lot. Then he dumped me for Kelly. and he told candace the only reason he went out with me was b/c Kelly had a b/f...I've cried too may times over ur rich ass!!!*sniffle*But now I have Eddie!!! Speaking of which...back to my soapy life...and now Justin's threatening to hurt mah poor Eddie! I swear sometimes I can even hear tha dramtic music in tha background as tha camera zooms in on my face as I cry. Tee hee i have no life

Gay Marriages
I want to let you know right now I am not against homosexuals just to be clear. I don't think it's wrong. Whatever floats your boat, right???

Okai well ANYWAYS I'm gonna talk about gay marriages. I don't think they should be called "marriages" when 2 people of the same sex come together like that. The definition of "marriage" is (and I am copying this out of "The American Century Dictionary"!) the legal union of a man and a woman. So see? a man and a woman. I think homosexual marriages should be called something else...like a "Unity" or something.

You know how it says in the bible somethin about Man shall not lay with other man or whatever? Why, when people read that, say that gay people are going to Hell? I don't get it. I mean that's only ONE sin. I'm sure they've sinned. It also says any sin can be forgiven except cursing the holy spirit. I'm only 14 and I don't know what that means! :D But I'm sure you people do. I have a good understanding of what it means. Well since I'm off subject I'll let ya go. Toodles! MUAH!!!

I dont think its so much as tha divorces as the problem. I think it's tha marriages. Mah mom's been married 3 times. I think they should limit it at like 5. Its like you go back to get ur 6th marriage liscence and they say "Oh im sorry we cant giv you one. You clearly suck at this. No more for you. We can give you a learners liscence but not another marriage liscence." Tee Hee i have no life -_-

GOOD NEWS!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i
OMG!!!YHAY!!!MAH EDDIE'S SAVED!!!!Thank you Candace I'll luv ya 4eva gurl!!!

Candace said she'd pretend to break up with Jayson and talk to Justin so Eddie won't get hurt!!!YHAY!!!! Im SO happee!!! *happy dance*
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JoE!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i
Hi
Mah name is Joe
And i work, in, a button facory
I got a wife, kids and a family
One day
Mah boss came up to me and said
"Hi Joe"
"Turn ur botton with ur left hand!"


Tee Hee Dont ask...
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